Monday, November 03, 2008

Which President are you electing, America?

Going to the polls in just over a day and trying to overcome apathy. A fate no worse than death; just...ahh, well, 'apathetic'—except for the fervent ones, of course, who will see Obama's face in clouds and plant roots. I shit you not! Judging from the adulation... But then again, many are the same that campaigned for Speed-boat Spike John Kerry four years ago.

Before going off to the polling booth though, let me remind my friends in the US0fA of some important issues—which aren't connected to either National Security or the EEcOnomy. Or maybe they're connected to both. Whatever. Schmatever.

Anyway, here's the thing. Remember that you are not voting for Obama or McCain, but for Biden or Palin. Reason for that is that neither of the two are going to be there for long. If Obama gets in he'll be waxed by some psycho, and that means President Joe-Foot-In-Mouth Biden. McCain is going to die of the ravages inflicted by life on his body quite soon, especially if subjected to the strains of the Presidency, and that means President Sarah Palin!

Cool, eh?

I know, I know, y'all sayin' now that that makes the choice kinda easier, because Biden has the advantage here hands down, right? Well, maybe and maybe not.

I can see the Obamaniacs having orgasms on Tuesday night, because he's gonna win by a landslide. It may take them a few months after him taking office to realize that nothing much has changed and that words are words, and deeds are deeds, and politicians will forever and a day remain politicians!

How can anybody with an IQ above 75 possibly be taken in by these people? And yet, there they go...

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