The isopod was found living inside a weaver fish
A rare parasite which burrows into host fish before eating and replacing their tongues with itself has been found off the Jersey coast.
Fishermen near the Minquiers - islands under the jurisdiction of Jersey - found the isopod, a type of louse, inside a weaver fish.
Marine researcher Paul Chambers, from the Société Jersiaise, was one of the fishing party and identified the find.
He said he was surprised to find the isopod away from the Mediterranean sea.
Isopods are normally about 2cm (1in) long and live in fish, surviving on the animal's blood, in warm waters.
Mr Chambers told BBC Jersey: "When we emptied the fish bag out there at the bottom was this incredibly ugly looking isopod.
"Really quite large, really quite hideous - if you turn it over its got dozens of these really sharp, nasty claws underneath and I thought 'that's a bit of a nasty beast'.
"I struggled for weeks to find an identification for this thing until, quite by chance I stumbled across something that looked similar in a Victorian journal.
"Apparently there's not too much ill effect to the fish itself except it's lost its tongue."
Experts at the University of Southampton confirmed that the creature was an isopod and that there had been several sightings of them in Cornwall in 1996.
Mr Chambers added: "It doesn't affect humans other than if you do actually come across a live one and try and pick it up - they are quite vicious, they will deliver a good nip."Doesn't affect humans? What, like H1N1 doesn't?
I wonder what this triggered off in my mind. Maybe I was thinking of creepy aliens? Or politicians?
Of course, politicans aren't exactly 'rare', but seem to breed faster than cane toads; and they are even more pestilential. But then I wondered... Maybe it's like some takeover bid by aliens. You know, like the Goa'uld. They took over high-level US officials, aiming for the Presidency; where else?
I'm thinking here that maybe we need to make it obligatory to have tongues shown, rather than hidden behind teeth-clenched smiles. Maybe... Nahh, I'm just being overly imaginatively stimulated. Still, I'm probably now fixated on trying to see whether people really have their own tongues or if they've been replaced by isopods of whatever.
Anyway, I don't know quite why, but this is damn creepy anyway, at so many levels...