Thursday, December 10, 2009

Creepy, creepy

Things people do...

Way I see it, we should do all we can to put this whole damn industry and anything related it out of business. Is that really too much to ask? Just think of what all the money we waste on trivia and irrelevancies could do. We could even find a way to retrain the death-profiteers for something better and more productive maybe? Stranger things have happened.

Personal Urns

Never forget a face.

Personal urns are a new and exciting way to memorialize your loved one.

Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite celebrity or hero.

Personal Urns combine art and the very latest in technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations.

They are built from just one or two photographs of the cherished persons face. This is the most heartwarming and special memorial product available anywhere - "A Personal Urn"

Available in Two Sizes

The Full sized Personal Urn will hold all of the ashes of an adult

Keepsake sized Personal Urn is about 1/4 of the full sized and will hold a portion of the cremation ashes.

Personal Urns are the latest in custom personalized cremation urns. They are created from one or two photographs with exceptional attention to detail. The advent of state-of-the-art 3D imaging means that these high-tech urns can be made to look like anyone.

Personal urns come with a bare scalp ready for a suitable wig, which we can provide. A plaque and nameplate are also available.

Personal Urns will provide a very realistic memorial for anyone. We simply request from you a good photograph of the front of the persons face. If you have one or two from the side, then all the better.

We will send you a proof of the Personal Urn for your comments and approval before we go ahead and manufacture. Custom made in the USA, within 2 weeks.

Well, at least they're made in the USA, not China. Though I wouldn't shout it from the rooftops if I were an American!

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